Invisi-Girl Has a Condo to Sell You
click photo to dramatically embiggen Ghost girl, ghost park people, ghost trees… these imaginary Austin condos have it all! Even ghost cars!
September 2012
Please Step Away from the Photoshop
There’s nothing quite like cranking the saturation up to eleven to tell a prospective buyer “welcome to your new home.” Or maybe that’s really what…
What the Foot
There are plenty of places in this 14,000 square foot home to sit and enjoy looking through the large windows out at your manicured three…
It’s a Home! It’s a Menagerie! It’s Both!
For $25 million, every single one of the animals pictured in this listing had better come with the house. And also the entire fox hunting…
The (Almost) Invisible Man
I’ve been looking at this photo for quite a while and I still can’t for the life of me figure out what the heck that…
Mirror, Mirror (Mirror Mirror Mirror)
Because who doesn’t want to look at themselves from ten different angles while they pee? …or wash their hands: …or take a shower:
Sharpie to the Rescue
Whoops, painted over the address. No problem, just scrawl the numbers back on there with a Sharpie. Done.
What Does This Mean?!?
It’s so bright, so vivid! So intense.
Who Doesn’t Love a Good Organ Party
Message: Buy this home and you too could be having just as much fun as these people are. Just look at this hopping party. According…
The View From the Gutter
Just in case you were wondering what your future coin-op laundromat would look like after you get robbed of all your quarters, beat up, and…
Ooo Baby Baby
Um… okay… perhaps they just really felt that they needed to justify the previous photo, which shows a baby’s room with two cribs: Or maybe…
Sit Atop the Sunset
Enjoy the evenings sitting in the comfort of your living room atop your sunset-simulating carpet, wishing you had a picture of a fireplace to hang…