“A quiet street in a friendly neighborhood…”

17103 Tabor Ave SW, Vashon, WA 98070
From the listing description…

Located on a quiet street in a friendly neighborhood.

So, pretty much exactly the way that every horror movie begins. Great…

Let Calgon take you away…

Calgon the axe murderer, that is, who will take you away to his secret slaughter attic…

Of course, when you look closely at the scene above it may look like it’s just the paint on the floor coming up, but that’s just what Calgon wants you to think. He’s that good at covering his tracks.

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Marty E.

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4 Comments on "“A quiet street in a friendly neighborhood…”"

  1. Sure, sure, it’s just the paint coming up.

    Now ask yourself why they painted the floor that color in the first place… and remember that paint tends to lift quickest off sticky spots that aren’t cleaned properly before slapping on a coat of high-hide.

    And where the heck does the staircase implied by the staggered doors on the left go? That has got to be one heck of a complicated [expensive to re-] roof. Interesting, obviously, but plan on paying out an amount equal to the purchase price in maintenance every ten years or so.

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  2. Denita TwoDragons | October 9, 2012 at 6:28 PM |

    What the heck is with the narrow hallway and the knee-grazing knobs?! My legs just spontaneously bruised looking at that.

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  3. Hunh. The rest of the place looks great. So… what gives with this creepy hallway? If it’s just a bit behind schedule from other remodel, why show it at all?

    Sorry I’m a bit behind here, guys. I had much to do before a road trip, which I’m on right now. I’ll be camping beginning Tuesday, but I’ll definitely be back after the 24th. In the meantime, it’s good to see you Denita. I’ve been thinking about you…

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  4. Denita TwoDragons | October 14, 2012 at 12:55 PM |

    @Emerald63: Thanks, Em! It’s a slow trip back to Normal Land. I’ll email you later today. :-)

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