Everything In Its Place
Realtor: “Okay, if we’re going to sell this house, I’m going to need you to clean it up.” Seller: “Umm…” Realtor: “Well how about this….
Realtor: “Okay, if we’re going to sell this house, I’m going to need you to clean it up.” Seller: “Umm…” Realtor: “Well how about this….
“Live in a refuge of nature untamed” Um… the “untamed nature” is kind of the main reason I have no interest in living in south…
Merry Christmas! Have a pair of Christmas Geese! And… Um… a Christmas Heron? How about a Christmas boat?
Just a random ice cream tricycle in a listing of a home for sale. Parked in front of my ice cream shop, apparently?
This is the bedroom we gave to the daughter we’re proud of. And this is the bedroom we gave to the daughter we’re ashamed of….
I wonder how often these funky domes need to be painted to remain that bright, considering their location in the middle of nowhere, Arizona. I…
Sometimes I wonder when I find sideways photos like this if they’re just trying to make it harder to notice how terrible the house is….
This is just the gatehouse for the castle, and it’s nearly 4,000 square feet. Sadly, the castle this gate used to lead to was long…
I think this is the first time I’ve seen a workout room that’s basically outdoors. I guess when you live on 4 acres along a…
From the listing description: Why rent? Own and move right in to this East Side corner unit with view of trees on the balcony. Walk…
From the listing description: Original owner believed there was a buried Spanish gold treasure in the large rock next to the house and spent many…
The troll’s bridge was foreclosed, and now he lives under the porch, apparently. Mixed messages. Dragons = GO AWAY. “For Rent” = Come live here!…
[Listing and narrative submitted by Looney Listing regular Emerald63. Thanks!] After a hard day as corporate CEO, come home to your own private Versailles, complete…
Listing says “Architectural Plans and Valid Permit avail. for the new purchaser,” but um… I think the seller and I may have different definitions of…
Not only could the listing agent not be bothered to sweep up the dead roaches, but they took a photograph that appears to be primarily…
The first photo for this listing sets expectations well. Get ready to see a lot of white and green. Nice sea urchin light. Hmm I…