Everything In Its Place
Realtor: “Okay, if we’re going to sell this house, I’m going to need you to clean it up.” Seller: “Umm…” Realtor: “Well how about this….
2013
“A Refuge of Nature Untamed”
“Live in a refuge of nature untamed” Um… the “untamed nature” is kind of the main reason I have no interest in living in south…
Merry Christmas Goose
Merry Christmas! Have a pair of Christmas Geese! And… Um… a Christmas Heron? How about a Christmas boat?
My Home is an Ice Cream Tricycle
Just a random ice cream tricycle in a listing of a home for sale. Parked in front of my ice cream shop, apparently?
A Tale of Two Bedrooms
This is the bedroom we gave to the daughter we’re proud of. And this is the bedroom we gave to the daughter we’re ashamed of….
Life in Curvy Technicolor
I wonder how often these funky domes need to be painted to remain that bright, considering their location in the middle of nowhere, Arizona. I…
Pour Out The Sinks
Sometimes I wonder when I find sideways photos like this if they’re just trying to make it harder to notice how terrible the house is….
No Castle For You! (Just the Gatehouse)
This is just the gatehouse for the castle, and it’s nearly 4,000 square feet. Sadly, the castle this gate used to lead to was long…
Outdoor Work Out
I think this is the first time I’ve seen a workout room that’s basically outdoors. I guess when you live on 4 acres along a…
Why Rent? Bring Offer!
From the listing description: Why rent? Own and move right in to this East Side corner unit with view of trees on the balcony. Walk…
“Try to Find a Lost Gold Treasure”
From the listing description: Original owner believed there was a buried Spanish gold treasure in the large rock next to the house and spent many…
Now I’m Coming to Gobble You Up!
The troll’s bridge was foreclosed, and now he lives under the porch, apparently. Mixed messages. Dragons = GO AWAY. “For Rent” = Come live here!…
Get Down With Your Luxurious Self
[Listing and narrative submitted by Looney Listing regular Emerald63. Thanks!] After a hard day as corporate CEO, come home to your own private Versailles, complete…
Draw… Something
Listing says “Architectural Plans and Valid Permit avail. for the new purchaser,” but um… I think the seller and I may have different definitions of…
Own Your Own Roach Motel
Not only could the listing agent not be bothered to sweep up the dead roaches, but they took a photograph that appears to be primarily…
Green and White and More Green
The first photo for this listing sets expectations well. Get ready to see a lot of white and green. Nice sea urchin light. Hmm I…