Packing in the Pachyderms

29047 Aliso Canyon Rd., Acton, CA 93550

Whoa. Wait. What?

This home comes with its own herd of elephants? Tell me more.

Okay, so despite the above action shot being the primary listing photo, the listing description does not give me any more details about the elephants. But there is one other shot that appears to show them, as well as some other animals (maybe horses?):

29047 Aliso Canyon Rd., Acton, CA 93550

I guess when you have 165 acres in the middle of nowhere, you can do all kinds of crazy cool things.

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8 Comments on "Packing in the Pachyderms"

  1. …and to think that I saw it on Aliso Canyon Street…

  2. …or, Doo, doo, doo — lookin’ out my backdoor.

  3. Exerpted, un-retouched lyrics:

    Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy–
    Got to sit down take a rest on the porch
    Imagination sets in, pretty soon I’m singin’
    Doo doo doo, lookin’ out my backdoor.

    Tamborines and elephants are playing in the band
    Won’t you take a ride on the flying spoon?
    Bother me tomorrow, today I’ll buy no sorrow
    Doo doo doo lookin’ out my backdoor.

  4. @anodean: Where’s the giant doing cartwheels and the statue wearing high heels?

    Oh, and… Aliso Canyon Street?

  5. “Survivalist’s dream compound”

    Oh… goody…


    “Shaders”? Are those like roofed areas with open sides, like a pavilion?

    “Mare Motel”?! And just how do they pay? I imagine it’s a bit difficult to count out money with hooves, or write a check or sign a credit card receipt either…

    RE: the location. Anyone else here ever watch the “Top Shot” contest show on the History Channel? Looks like it might be in the same area as this place, though they never do identify the location.

    Decent looking places for the low ceilings and clunky wood style. I dunno about the rock wall right next to the toilet, though. I’m thinking my delicate unclothed flesh might get pretty chilly so close to that heat-sucking rock. Oh, and… wouldn’t it make just a tad more sense to have the “compound” gate and the front door photos *precede* the bathroom photo? Just sayin’…

  6. @Emerald63: … Aliso Canyon Street?

    Well, that’s the listing address… :D

  7. Actually, compared to vroom vroom and the responsibibile home this place is inviting, comfortable, and full of character.

  8. @anodean: DER – my bad!


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