Hello. I am an elk.

16527 Alpine Dr E., Greenwater, WA 98022

Buy this home and apparently you can get really up close and personal with the local wildlife. New reality TV coming to TLC this fall: Elk Staring Contest.

Also: free sign!

16527 Alpine Dr E., Greenwater, WA 98022

I hope you like wood paneling. Scratch that. I hope you are madly in love with wood paneling, because that’s all we got. In every room.

16527 Alpine Dr E., Greenwater, WA 98022

Found by: Chad D.