Pile of Pillows
Listing agent: “This dark, grainy photo of a sofa covered in pillows will tell buyers so much about the house! It’s brilliant!” They liked this…
Listing agent: “This dark, grainy photo of a sofa covered in pillows will tell buyers so much about the house! It’s brilliant!” They liked this…
You’re looking at the primary photo for this $186,500 condo in Atlanta. The most-attractive selling point of the home, according to the listing agent. Um….
What I love about this one is how the model train occupying the entire attic just suddenly jumps out of an otherwise perfectly normal photo…
Seems like it would be a little difficult to relax in the living room when you’ve got a featureless figure lurking just around the corner….
PRICED BELOW CERTIFIED APPRAISAL of $3.5 million. Well okay, maybe if you offered them the CERTIFIED APPRAISAL amount, they would throw in PoolDog. Gotta love…
What. What. Nope.
Odd choice… Normally listing agents don’t highlight the shortcomings of a property in the listing photos, but they are clearly showing us here that the…
List price: 7.2 million dollars. It’s bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, though: Heh.
Bet you can’t find the dishware. You like patterned walls and floors, right? This one reminds me of the giant cow ottoman featured on these…
Usually I try to mix things up geographically, but even though this home is just a few blocks away from the home we featured on…
Given the listing price of just $24,000, I assume that this home is in a rather frightening neighborhood. [Update: Confirmed. Murder risk 3x the national…
Why would brand new construction have a dog shrine closet? The rest of the house looks normal enough, so what the heck is going on…
Asking price: Five million dollars. Total number of photos: 61—most of which are at least halfway decent. And yet, the listing agent chose to lead…