My Condo Has a Screensaver

520 West Ave Unit PHVB, Miami Beach, FL 33139

This home is not for the easily distracted. So many crazy lighting effects!

520 West Ave Unit PHVB, Miami Beach, FL 33139

Definitely not for the easily disoriented, either.

520 West Ave Unit PHVB, Miami Beach, FL 33139

LED walls. Because we can.

520 West Ave Unit PHVB, Miami Beach, FL 33139

Why shouldn’t your home have built-in screensavers on as many surfaces as possible?

520 West Ave Unit PHVB, Miami Beach, FL 33139

One thing I can say for this place… At least the owner picked one crazy theme and stuck with it. If crazy lighting, dark colors, and lots and lots of reflective surfaces are your thing, you are in luck!

Found by: Emerald63

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Marty E.
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2 Comments on "My Condo Has a Screensaver"

  1. Emerald63 | May 16, 2014 at 10:47 PM |

    Even the rooftop pool and jacuzzi are lined in black. I guess there won’t be any need to heat them, given the Miami sun. Come to think of it, you might not even need a heater on that jacuzzi.

    The whole time I was looking at this listing I just kept saying to myself, “Wait… what am I looking at again?” To think, for just $20M all this amazing disorientation could be yours! (Maybe they’re anticipating not having enough $$ left for drugs? So included the wonko features to make up for it?)

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  2. With all the weird over the top techie decor, the TV is in the most awkward place to watch it. Why not replace one of those LED nightmares that make you feel like you are hurtling into outer space with a TV and bring you back to planet Earth.

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