Think Pink, Dream Pink, BE PINK

Molesey Road, Hersham, Walton

  • pink cabinets: check
  • pink rug: check
  • pink pillows: check
  • pink microwave: check
  • pink teapot: check
  • pink toaster: check
  • pink ladle: check
  • pink sink: check
  • pink bucket: check

Molesey Road, Hersham, Walton

  • pink table: check
  • pink trash can: check

Molesey Road, Hersham, Walton

  • pink sheets: check
  • pink curtains: check
  • pink lamp: check
  • pink whatever-those-are-under-the-black-table: check

That is a lot of pink.

Thankfully, all the pink apparently leaves with the current occupant:

Offered unfurnished…

Phew. That was a close one.

Found by: Upsidedown Bear

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Marty E.

Naked Loon Editor-in-Chief

3 Comments on "Think Pink, Dream Pink, BE PINK"

  1. Emerald63 | May 23, 2014 at 4:45 PM |

    Hmmm… This is a rental… So… will it be OK to repaint the cabinets? Will the pink mini-blinds be staying? If the answers are yes and not, in that order, the place could be tolerable. Oh, except that it has a combo living room/kitchen/dining area all in one room and they want $1400/month for it. (O_o)

    OK, so utilities are included. But is that really enough incentive to shoehorn oneself into such a cramped place? I suppose they wouldn’t ask that much if they didn’t think they had a reasonable chance of getting it.

    So… yeah. England. Expensive place. And pink. With lots and lots of large floral prints. Thanks, but I think I’ll stay right here. Wouldn’t mind visiting, though. Can I bring my own linens?

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  2. I was trying to imagine someone with a British accent reading Marty’s Think Pink Checklist.

    Unfortunately, it came out as Severus Snape, who, to our knowledge, was never actually inside Dolores Umbridge’s office, but if he were might hold such an internal monologue in a desperate bid to keep his sanity…

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  3. Emerald63 | May 25, 2014 at 3:16 PM |

    @anodean: Snape… in Umbridge’s office…. Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
    Thank you, anodean, for thata utterly priceless mental image. :D

    I can think of only one addition Snape might make…

    o Pink straightjacket, deployed. Check

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