A Nice Relaxing Soak In Th—HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT

3838 N Bayshore Dr., Miami, FL 33137

Um. Okay. So, it appears to be a bloodied, possibly severed head lying on a beach.

Not exactly the “art” piece I would have chosen to put directly over my bathtub.

Or anywhere in my house.

Or anywhere within 50 miles of me.

3838 N Bayshore Dr., Miami, FL 33137

Even the furniture in this home is “art.”

3838 N Bayshore Dr., Miami, FL 33137

Okay so the whole-wall fake room painting/photo is pretty cool, I will admit.

Found by: Christin C.

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3 Comments on "A Nice Relaxing Soak In Th—HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT"

  1. This listing reminds me of the half-baby-elephant house, especially with the elephant-foot stools in the bedroom.

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  2. Emerald63 | July 7, 2014 at 1:36 PM |

    @Frodo: Hmm… suppose we’ll find more of the elephant in still other houses?

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  3. Emerald63 | July 7, 2014 at 1:42 PM |

    Well, as the listing states, this home is in the Miami Design District. Formerly an old low-rise warehouse district, now with the crap gentrified out of it. When you live in the middle of Small Art Gallery Central, you’re bound to end up with some… interesting… art in your home.

    There are nice spaces inside and the detailing is all rather good. And hey, the only weird seems to be in the decor. Redecorating would be easy and plenty affordable given this price in this location. A well-kept 1915 Italianate estate amid a plethora of fancy shops and restaurants for only $1.6M? You could do a lot worse.

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