Someday I’ll Figure Out How To Desaturate Plants, And I Will Win
You like color? Look outside. Or stare at your plants. That’s it. Those are your only two choices here. Bedroom? Desaturated. Bathroom? Desaturated. Oh, one…
You like color? Look outside. Or stare at your plants. That’s it. Those are your only two choices here. Bedroom? Desaturated. Bathroom? Desaturated. Oh, one…
Can you find the furniture? This elusive species has evolved to blend in with its habitat. Note how well each of the individual pieces disguises…
The listing does’t say, but I’m pretty sure all those sweet cars are not included in the $4M list price for this “home.” What’s that…
From the listing description: This historic, Ambler Cleveland Heights mansion, with unbelievable architectural beauty and natural, detailed woodwork, was used for the filming of Captain…
This house is incredible. I’m just not sure that it’s all the good kind of incredible. Is that furniture in the home theatre… glowing? Classy!…
You literally can’t get more waterfront than this—360 degrees of waterfront, located just 1 hour from London! From the listing description: Number 1, The Thames,…
We just really don’t like the guy, okay? What? The rest of the house is actually quite nice. Looks like a pretty sweet view. I…
From the submitter: If you’re not very fond of straight lines, you’re going to like it here. Indeed. There’s nary a straight line nor edge…
From the submitter: This one has an Elvis tribute room, a cow kitchen and lots of statuary! What a bizarre mix of curiosities. Indeed, quite…
Because home shouldn’t feel make you cozy, it should make you feel dizzy! So many curves. So many colors… I can barely handle the photos….
Wow. Um… That’s one way to sell a house, I guess? And that’s another way? Okay um, what’s with the weird lines?
Obviously the owners of this home really like teal. Well, whoever lives in this room does, anyway. The rest of the home is… interesting, if…
Is that… five televisions in one room?!? Plus another screen on the coffee table. Also: that’s some pool.
Okay that is an amazing setting. And “only” $1.3 million! Yup, I’d take that. Except… …what’s with the totally uninspiring interior?
Here’s another one that’s less “looney” and more “lavish.” Love the distinctive, unique shape of this home, as well as the finishes like the nice…
Okay I’m not gonna lie. The legs popping out of the post are weird and kinda creepy. But I’m not here to talk about creepy…