Put a Blur On It

7910 SW Birch St., Portland, OR 97223

That’s the primary listing photo for this Portland home.

7910 SW Birch St., Portland, OR 97223

These are the only other two photos on the listing.

7910 SW Birch St., Portland, OR 97223

The listing agent stands to “earn” a commission of over $8,000 should this sell near its list price of $275,000.

Why am I not an agent?

Found by: Christin C.

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Marty E.

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5 Comments on "Put a Blur On It"

  1. I feel like I need to check my prescription.

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  2. Missing: the shot taken over the lister’s shoulder at whatever was chasing him. Exit stage left, pursued by a bear?

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  3. Ah yes, ‘Titus Andronicus’; proof Shakespeare could write a bad play. All the same, one wonders how that scene could have been staged without turning it into unintentional comedy- though perhaps by that point in the drama the audience would have drunken themselves as blurry as these photos…

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  4. @Paradox: Ah, the pleasure and privilege of associating with educated people. I had no idea – my usual state of things, I know – that this was Shakespeare and not just some old Burlesque chestnut. Goes to show that a good gag never dies… :D

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  5. @Anodean: Unfortunately for my reputation as an educated sort of dolt, the line actually comes from ‘The Winter’s Tale’ and the bear is pursuing Antigonus- which similarity to ‘Andronicus’, I suppose, accounts for my memory being as blurry as either Shakespeare’s audience or the above photos. Mea culpa.

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