Detroit’s Second-Most Expensive Listing

450 Keelson Dr., Detroit, MI 48215

At $1.2 million dollars, this home appears to be the only other listing in Detroit currently asking over a million dollars.

450 Keelson Dr., Detroit, MI 48215

In the real estate business, this is known as “Not trying. Not even a little bit.”

450 Keelson Dr., Detroit, MI 48215

Seriously, it would be difficult to take less useful and more terrible photos if you tried.

450 Keelson Dr., Detroit, MI 48215

Gotta love all the clutter, too. It’s not just the agent that isn’t trying here.

450 Keelson Dr., Detroit, MI 48215

Ever heard of this thing called a flash?

Anyway, mostly Detroit just makes me sad. I probably won’t be posting too many more houses from there, unless something really ridiculous comes up.

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Marty E.
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3 Comments on "Detroit’s Second-Most Expensive Listing"

  1. “In the real estate business, this is known as ‘Not trying. Not even a little bit’.”

    Thing is… if they’d just straightened the place up, it would actually have looked fairly decent. There are definitely some issues that need to be addressed – plaster that’s cracking and peeling, the subterranean watery dungeon that needs decent lighting and a paint job, and likely some structural elements which need thorough inspection, given the location on the river… literally.

    Alas… the malaise that has fallen across the whole of the city seems to have taken hold here as well. A pity… a real pity.

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  2. Wow, own this pigpen for 1.2 million!

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  3. How tragic. It must have been a beautiful place once upon a time.

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