“Florida Condo” Is a Design Style

1643 Brickell Ave #3102, Miami, FL 33129

This site could probably feature nothing but Florida condos and I’d never run out of content.

1643 Brickell Ave #3102, Miami, FL 33129

Is there something in the air or water down there that causes the residents to lose all sense of interior design subtlety?

1643 Brickell Ave #3102, Miami, FL 33129

So much ultra-bold color.

1643 Brickell Ave #3102, Miami, FL 33129

What’s with the red box under the glass case in the bathroom?

1643 Brickell Ave #3102, Miami, FL 33129

At least the living room toned down the colors a bit. Those sofas and the giant horse “art” though… Yikes.

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4 Comments on "“Florida Condo” Is a Design Style"

  1. that is just wrong on soooo many levels

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  2. It’s not often you see a $6M price tag on something that can unequivocally be described as “pimptastic.” This is one of those times. Huggy Bear* and Snoop Dogg would feel right at home. (*Starsky & Hutch fans will get this.)

    ‘Kay… a glass walled play pit on the 31st floor… in Hurricane Alley. Rich and dumb. Sheesh, only in America. I do have to admit, though, that as long as the next Andrew-sized storm isn’t rolling in, the view is pretty sweet. As for the over the top color scheme, maybe one has to do something big just to overcome the intense heat and humidity down that way?

    As for the red box under glass… I think the glass part is actually an open topped sink basin; there’s a large tap just above it. Now as to why there’s some weird red box inside the glass sink basin… I got nothin’. But I do like the patterned shower doors. :D

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  3. I’m thinking that maybe there’s a significant market for wealthy people with no taste?

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  4. @Frodo: I’ve reached the same conclusion and would readily postulate that this market is several times larger than the one for wealthy people WITH taste…

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