Something is Askew

2327 Rockefeller Ave., Everett, WA 98201

It starts with crudely-corrected crooked exterior shots, and it just gets weirder when you go inside…

2327 Rockefeller Ave., Everett, WA 98201

Nothing like a creepy over-the-top cat-themed bathroom to make you feel at home.

2327 Rockefeller Ave., Everett, WA 98201

Also important to note: The doors do in fact go all the way to the floor. Well, this door, anyway.

2327 Rockefeller Ave., Everett, WA 98201

Someone seems to have desaturated the kitchen.

2327 Rockefeller Ave., Everett, WA 98201

Um, nice… heater… I guess.

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10 Comments on "Something is Askew"

  1. I’m just picturing June Cleaver in full grey-scale standing in that kitchen.

    Actually, for that area, it doesn’t seem like a bad buy. Not a great house – I’d have to inspect the bones – I’m more at home in the country where I have open spaces – but one that just needs a little updating.

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  2. Emerald63 | March 5, 2015 at 2:13 PM |

    Something is definitely askew! That… that bathroom! OMG, Dolores Umbridge has escaped Azkaban Prison!!! Fuzzy kitten pictures are her modus operandi! And Bagshaw Field is only 3 blocks east! Poor Belinda’s final resting place… ~mumble-mumble~ …oh, um, I’m informed that particular victim of Lord Voldemort was Bathilda Bagshot, not Belinda Bagshaw. My bad, sorry ’bout that. But still… the fuzzy kitten pictures… the horror! Whoever buys this place better bring their own pen to sign the deed. Luckily, there’s a naval station less than a mile away. All the better to protect the forces of good from “Toady” Umbridge.

    Pretty the first askew pic is not a bad photo. There’s a 4 story brick apartment building less than 10′ from the house which would be pretty hard to obscure any other way.

    Second, pretty sure the askew bathroom pic ~shudder~ was taken from inside the bathtub. Ironically, there’s no way someone with that many breakable nick-knacks has a real cat.

    Third, what mentally askew person has matching curly-q plaques on interior and exterior walls (Pic 17)? Or paints giant polka dots on the kitchen ceiling with matching curtains in a different room? Well, at least “the round things” will make Doctors 10 and 11 feel at home if they drop by for tea. Between them and the aircraft carrier a few blocks over, potential buyers should feel safe. Should…

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  3. Emerald63 | March 5, 2015 at 2:15 PM |

    @Emerald63: That should read “Pretty sure the first askew pic”…

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  4. Emerald63 | March 5, 2015 at 2:16 PM |

    Oh, and unlikely as it sounds… this house is on Rockefeller Avenue. Um, yeah… NO.

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  5. @Emerald63: I take it Rockefeller Avenue is not in a good section of town. That’s something that’s good to know when moving into a new area.

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  6. Emerald63 | March 6, 2015 at 1:02 PM |

    @Frodo: It’s not that it’s a bad area of town, but it sure as heck wouldn’t be the go-to section for the Rockefellers if they were looking to buy in Everett.

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  7. Reminds me of a trailer made into a house. The house is already pending a sale. I hope the new owners get rid of the freckles on the kitchen ceiling.

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  8. @Colleen: Those freckles are proof that the kitchen is sunny.

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  9. @JMixx lol your so right. But goodness don’t lookup when you’re sitting down.

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  10. @JMixx: JMixx – great to see you drop by!!! So sorry I missed you till now. I was out of town for a while. Do drop in more often if you can manage it. I miss your wit. :)

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