This supposedly “useless” mission – and it’s agency – has obviously been decommissioned during recent budgetary cuts, which does not bode well for the recovery of property values west of the Rockies.

The pornesque elements aren’t the only checks. There are all the other ones against this place. Follow along with the linked photos…

#1 – Mowing that front “lawn” would be murder, literally.
#10 – Not sure what’s worse, the rampant ’70s decor from hell or the ghastly fluorescent lighting fixture above the dining table.
#15 – That ‘shroomy bathroom wallpaper is dangerous… anyone going in there is absolutely gonna “trip” and that’s always bad news in a bathroom.
#20 – More indications of some off-brand production company. They managed to clear out the freestanding display racks before the photog showed up, but dammit they couldn’t clear the built-ins quickly enough. And just what the hell is with that carpeting? (O_o)
#21 & 22 – There’s a federal agency branch office in the basement, including the signature combination lifeless, yet forbidding, decor. I know of what I speak – my father worked for the feds for most of his adult life.
#38 – The terminally tartan bathroom which is also claustrophobically confining – or – How Not To Enjoy An Otherwise Nice Sized Spa Tub.

and last, as well as least….

#40-45 – The regional airport-style parking apron that “greets” your visitors.

BAAANH! Wrong answer. Next contestant, please…

…naw, I couldn’t keep that face straight much longer. :-)