Pics 7-13, had me wondering, “Why are seeing the interior of a really nice, but still very lifeless, hotel?” No lived-in look here.

Then I had the Jumanji flashbacks…………….

*shutter~twitch~shutter*

This was followed directly by the sensation I was in the main Warren Theater in Wichita, which is a near duplicate of the home theater in this house, only somewhat larger. But only somewhat. (Actually the Warren is one of several and all are quite large.)

Then specialty rooms, then back to the “Oh, it’s a really nice hotel” sense again with the pool pics. Of course the pics of the grotto, the ones revealing someone’s troglodyte fetish, were somewhat disturbing, especially as the grotto is likely inside the rock formations on that otherwise lovely pool.

Nice shots of the outdoor activity areas, though that’s the dullest Zen Garden I’ve ever seen. Well kept and a nice size, but I think they missed the point of juxtaposing *different* rake patterns. Wait… what? It’s a paddock? Oh… if you say so.

Final assessment – BIG, Expensive, not very homey, and with a less than what you pay for lawn. My rating – Meh.

Wait! I just remembered (how could I forget) the Jumanji flashbacks. My reconsidered rating – Um, Bye! *runs… quickly… far away*