Comments on: Bronx Blur https://looneylisting.com/2013/02/15/bronx-blur/ Weird Real Estate Listings and Strange Listing Photos Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:34:55 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 By: Emerald63 https://looneylisting.com/2013/02/15/bronx-blur/#comment-1549 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:34:55 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=1048#comment-1549 @Denita TwoDragons: RE: Haze… or too much time in a heavily chlorinated swimming pool. Man, I haven’t thought of that in years.

]]> By: Denita TwoDragons https://looneylisting.com/2013/02/15/bronx-blur/#comment-1477 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 17:37:48 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=1048#comment-1477 What exactly IS a “dinning room”…? Is it where you practice your heavy-metal drum riffs?

That haze reminds me unpleasantly of whenever I spend too much time outdoors in bright sunlight without sunglasses. Ugh!

]]> By: Emerald63 https://looneylisting.com/2013/02/15/bronx-blur/#comment-1461 Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:49:58 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=1048#comment-1461 I have two theories – 1) This house is actually in Beijing, which is so polluted it is once again having a health crises. No joke, someone’s taken to selling canned fresh air. 2) This is the basement from “That 70s Show” *after* the kids have finished their daily toke.

Anyone else confused by the listing info?

“Large Single Family in the West Bronx. The property features a 6BR duplex, 2 1/2 bath, formal dinning room, living room, eat in kitchen and a back porch. In addition there is a finished walk in basement with 2BR a driveway and one car garage.” Another bit at the bottom says it has 2,125 sq ft.

However, the banner at the top says 1,444 sq ft, and lists 5 bedrooms and 3.5 baths. Say what now?

Hmm… it seems the info is… wait for it… just as hazy as the photos. :P (Nice hardwood floors, though.)

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