https://looneylisting.com/2013/05/13/mini-me/ Weird Real Estate Listings and Strange Listing Photos Thu, 16 May 2013 06:18:44 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 https://looneylisting.com/2013/05/13/mini-me/#comment-2411 Thu, 16 May 2013 06:18:44 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=1418#comment-2411 @Denita TwoDragons: Color me embarrassed… I’ve looked again and I still don’t see the majority of photoshopping you say is there. Stock footage, yeah, but not any CG. Hmm… I wonder if a bit of botox and some implants would make the deal any more appealing to investors? Hey, even buildings need a pick-me-up now and then…

]]> https://looneylisting.com/2013/05/13/mini-me/#comment-2401 Wed, 15 May 2013 14:29:33 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=1418#comment-2401 Miami runs on phoney – only the wind damage is real. :D

]]> https://looneylisting.com/2013/05/13/mini-me/#comment-2393 Tue, 14 May 2013 20:57:59 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=1418#comment-2393 Umm…it looks like most of it is phoney, lol. Good luck during hurricane season!!

]]> https://looneylisting.com/2013/05/13/mini-me/#comment-2391 Tue, 14 May 2013 03:44:40 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=1418#comment-2391 @Emerald63: Worse, Em…it’s all stock footage and speculative CG. So it’s nine millie for the real estate equivalent of a trout-fur coat. And the sucker that buys it before hurricane season deserves a tall cool glass of unicorn’s milk, too.

]]> https://looneylisting.com/2013/05/13/mini-me/#comment-2390 Mon, 13 May 2013 23:43:19 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=1418#comment-2390 A $9mil front row seat at Hurricane Central, with off-season passes to potential tsunamis? Yeah… no thanks. Would make a hell of a great vacation spot, though. I could handle those odds. But there’s not way I’d pay one thin dime for season tickets. (Also, a bit too much glitz… give me Old Money taste any day.)

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