I mean, just look at this place! No one has cleaned up in here, have they? This bedroom smells like teen spirit. And it looks like someone tried to walk right through the walls, like they were something in the way. I wonder if they were upset, maybe about a girl. Perhaps Polly?

I know, I’m awful to try to work the song titles into the post. Oh, the guilt. I’ll stop now.

All apologies.

The only thing the listing really told me was that I will likely never want to do business with Aberdeen Realty. I don’t even know if it’s half-assed, less than 1/4 assed I would say. Looks like the real estate agent didn’t want to drive that far so they sent in a half-blind assistant with a half-functional camera that is well past its half-life.

If this place were priced similarly to what Marty mentioned, it would be a good deal, I think. (Given no structural insufficiencies, asbestos, etc.) Plenty to work with, but plenty of room to put your own mark on it. Great location, too – a small town (population slightly under 17,000), set among hills that surround an awesome sheltered bay, but within around 50 miles of Tacoma. Sweet. It’s a shame a nice natural setting wasn’t enough to establish a mentally healthy lifetime for Mr. Cobain… or the jackass who’s selling his house.