Um… not to be indelicate but… just how old are you?

In those same times, the “gardens” behind these attached houses might have been a virtual midden of animal sheds and privies, so one may consider that there have likely been lots worse things in that yard than someone’s ashes (on reflection, I doubt interment of intact remains would have been permitted).

The whole cluster of houses probably needs to come down – and if someone was (or was suspected to be) buying them up for redevelopment, the heirs to a place like this might float something rather like this listing… and then suspend it when talks began.

As for the house… the simply dreadful photos, believe it or not, do not do the place justice… punitive justice. This place isn’t just nasty, nasty, and did I mention nasty inside, take a look at the floor plan option just below the main picture at the listing. (Oddly enough, that main picture looks something like the Alamo.) Look at the rooms and their sizes. Not only is there NO kitchen named, the sitting room narrows to just 6’6″ at it’s front end. You’d think 1700sq ft would be workable for a small home, but not with this slice and dice approach. WTF?

The whole place looks like it just needs to come down. Otherwise, it’s not only going to need serious work throughout the depths of the walls and 2nd floor ceiling/roof, it likely needs the same for both (actual) floors. While they’re at it, anything not load bearing needs to be jettisoned and an entirely new floor plan developed. Given the wonky angles and two floor layout, I’d go for two bedrooms, three tops.

Of course any refurbishment is going to have to be done with whatever funds you have left over after shelling out over $1 million for this seeming pile of crap. Right next to train tracks. And with dead bodies in the back yard.

Note: You might want to move on to the next listing if you have a digger type dog. (O_o) Maybe it’s for the best that the listing now reads “This property has been removed by the agent.” Either someone is very loose with their considerable money, or someone (agent or authorities) has finally grown a functioning brain cell and had the place condemned. Maybe Mom and Dad will be “evicted” after all.