Comments on: “Front yrd is a damn orchard.” https://looneylisting.com/2014/07/22/front-yrd-is-a-damn-orchard/ Weird Real Estate Listings and Strange Listing Photos Thu, 24 Jul 2014 02:03:14 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 By: Emerald63 https://looneylisting.com/2014/07/22/front-yrd-is-a-damn-orchard/#comment-15124 Thu, 24 Jul 2014 02:03:14 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=3760#comment-15124 I wonder what his story is? The front yards on all three of these (the one here from last week, the one today, and the other Marty linked above) look pretty decent on their own. Who takes a decent looking pic of something they want to sell then does the electronic version of scribbling on it with a crayon? The results are so laughable that my first impression is not to take the listing seriously at all, but to just skip over it entirely. The first-second conclusion is that the rest of the pics will be just as fake. That ain’t no way to sell stuff. Although… the extra one linked above has already sold. Go figure.

At least Mr. Kriss and company have a really good decorator. The places are all understated and classy in their own way… which, by the way… does not at all match my overall impression of Oakland. Go figure again.

Too bad these otherwise decent looking places are priced to the moon and back. Given the neighborhood, they’re absolute non-starters.

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