Comments on: Half an Acre, A Whole Lotta Crazy https://looneylisting.com/2014/10/09/half-an-acre-a-whole-lotta-crazy/ Weird Real Estate Listings and Strange Listing Photos Fri, 31 Oct 2014 00:32:07 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 By: Emerald63 https://looneylisting.com/2014/10/09/half-an-acre-a-whole-lotta-crazy/#comment-19873 Fri, 31 Oct 2014 00:32:07 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=4408#comment-19873 @Frodo: Agreed with Noah not being into taxidermy. Have to assume Jehovah wouldn’t be too happy if he were, what with going to all the trouble to tell Noah to save the animals, not stuff them. And really… you bother to murder and mount that many of them and the best you can do is atrocious turquoise walls under… flourescent lights?! Methinks the owner might want to duck and cover before the lightning bolts start flying…

]]> By: Emerald63 https://looneylisting.com/2014/10/09/half-an-acre-a-whole-lotta-crazy/#comment-19872 Fri, 31 Oct 2014 00:29:25 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=4408#comment-19872 @Paradox: Hmm… “Vulgar” …Once again your gift for highly efficient brevity amazes me.

]]> By: Emerald63 https://looneylisting.com/2014/10/09/half-an-acre-a-whole-lotta-crazy/#comment-19871 Fri, 31 Oct 2014 00:28:09 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=4408#comment-19871 Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. You’re familiar with the term “breath-taking”? Here’s a new one for you… vomit-taking. It came, unbidden, from the depths of hel… er… my stomach.

Jesus, even Napoleon didn’t have this much of a Napoleon complex. I’m telling you, when I take over the universe, just the table lamps in Pic 8 will get you summary execution for crimes against all sapient life forms. And anyone with a half million dollar closet and zero taste will be subject to immediate forfeiture of the entirety of their estate, to be redistributed among the thousands of people who “live” in tin shacks or cardboard boxes and will have nary a crumb to eat for dinner tonight.

Color me completely disgusted for sooo many reasons.

]]> By: Frodo https://looneylisting.com/2014/10/09/half-an-acre-a-whole-lotta-crazy/#comment-19845 Tue, 14 Oct 2014 14:07:08 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=4408#comment-19845 @Paradox: Just a general reference. I doubt that the real Noah would be into taxidermy like this, although the Creation Museum might be like many nature museums that feature displays of dead animals for educational purposes. This was just so many, that I could imagine the legendary Noah waking below deck to feed the boat full of hungry critters and seeing sights like this, only with living animals.

Somehow, I doubt the preservation of species is what the owners here have in mind.

]]> By: Paradox https://looneylisting.com/2014/10/09/half-an-acre-a-whole-lotta-crazy/#comment-19844 Tue, 14 Oct 2014 06:59:17 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=4408#comment-19844 @Frodo: May I assume you are referring to the “intelligent design” theme park in Kentucky rather than the vessel that allegedly came to rest on Mt. Ararat?

]]> By: Paradox https://looneylisting.com/2014/10/09/half-an-acre-a-whole-lotta-crazy/#comment-19843 Tue, 14 Oct 2014 06:43:30 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=4408#comment-19843 This is vulgar.

]]> By: Frodo https://looneylisting.com/2014/10/09/half-an-acre-a-whole-lotta-crazy/#comment-19842 Mon, 13 Oct 2014 18:58:39 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=4408#comment-19842 This is like Noah’s Ark redux with Betty Boop and Santa Claus thrown in for giggles.

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