https://looneylisting.com/2014/10/10/i-have-prime-swampland-to-sell-you/ Weird Real Estate Listings and Strange Listing Photos Fri, 31 Oct 2014 00:43:27 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 https://looneylisting.com/2014/10/10/i-have-prime-swampland-to-sell-you/#comment-19874 Fri, 31 Oct 2014 00:43:27 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=4424#comment-19874 Just a thought here, but when you’re trying to sell a multi-million dollar site, you might not want to show the derelict building pad next door (Pic 3, lower left corner), especially when the word “bayou” is used no less than five times in your listing description. Other than that, about the only thing going for this listing is the sense that you’re on the Jungle Cruise ride at Disney’s Magic Kingdom. Oh, wait… lots of jungle, no entertaining fake animal tableaux… Nevermind. I guess there’s nothing going for this listing after all. (Anyone wanna put down $10 yea or nay that the photographer contracted malaria during this shoot?)

]]> https://looneylisting.com/2014/10/10/i-have-prime-swampland-to-sell-you/#comment-19850 Fri, 17 Oct 2014 19:43:12 +0000 http://looneylisting.com/?p=4424#comment-19850 Well, Texas has been awfully dry. Perhaps all that wonderfully moist, green wetland is a selling point, there?

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