The stunning library/office (Pic 11) is indeed an exeption, but for the love of God how do moneyed folk not know about cord-keepers? Hey, some are even velvet covered! The other delight is the HI THERE!!! brilliant pink and zebra stripe bedroom. I wonder how its inhabitant lives with people able to accept so much bland in the rest of the house. How could any person a sense of individuality not succumb to homicide and/or suicide in such artistically dire circumstances?

The pool area is nice but modest for a $3.4M. The “cabana” is also nice, but some mature trees would be welcome. However, my biggest complaint is that yet another developer/builder got it into his/her head that s/he has Clue One what a “castle” is supposed to look like. I swear, someone should develop a style test, with only those who pass it being allowed to even attempt the “castle look.” The world would be a better place for it.

And with all the class that this place has otherwise, in the ornate office with a chandelier in photo 11, could they not find a prettier way to run the computer wires? And what’s the shovel for? You’re selling a $3.4M home and have professional photos of the place. Hide the extraneous things.