Not What I Meant by “Green Features”
Hey, if you happen to be in Austin over the next week for SXSW, you can check this place out in person! This home just…
2014
Mega Family Room
Typically when you’re trying to sell your home, it’s a good idea to take down your family photos. I guess when your family photo is…
Captions, Captions, Captions, Stilts
I’m glad they put a caption on there, otherwise I might have thought that the guy on stilts was included with the home. Actually wait…
One Location, Yet All Over The Map
[Submission and script by Emerald63. Thanks!] It starts off innocently enough with an indoor forest… Gradually escalates to a guy watching you sleep… Then… jumps…
$3.68 Million Graffiti
$3.68 million. That’s one valuable graffiti seahorse. Okay so it’s an entire 5-story building in downtown Seattle. Still, what’s with these photos? Okay that art…
World’s Smallest “Home Theater”
Um, I think we need to have a talk about what constitutes a “home theater.” I don’t think you can just throw some theater chairs…
Garden-Lovers ONLY
From the Wall Street Journal’s House of the Day: Philanthropist Frederick Forrest Peabody built this neoclassical home in Santa Barbara, Calif., in 1914. The current…
Behold the Most Expensive Home in Georgia
Just a typical 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house in rural Georgia. Blurry, tilted photos that look like they were shot on accident as the real…
Kids and Dogs Not Included
Okay, it’s adorable when your kids want to play dress-up, but is that really something that you should be including in the marketing photos when…
These Chairs Know How to Party
Nobody showed up to your party? No problem! You can the chairs can still have a good time. Apparently the seller of this home has…
Wayne’s Plane
Hey wait a minute, that’s not a house. What kind of home has its own airport?!? Wayne Newton’s house, it turns out. From an October…
Cliffhanger
This is another one of those listings that really more amazing than “looney.” I mean, they did overdo it on the HDR on a few…
This Home Suits You
It seems as though one of this property’s many outbuildings is dedicated entirely to suit storage. And yet even that is not enough space, as…
Previous Owners’ Final Wishes…
There’s not really anything too noteworthy about this run-down, 139-year-old house in Teddington, UK… Well, nothing except maybe this bit from the listing agent’s description:…
Who Torso’d My Bathroom?
Um… is that a mold of a pregnant lady’s torso on the bathroom counter? And why are there sheep standing on empty cable spools in…
A Glowing “Statement of Authority”
This is what I imagine a $3.3 million home would look like if a nuclear weapon had just been detonated ten or twenty miles behind…