“Name Your Price” for this 20,000 Square Foot Game-Centered Home
The owner who built this home in 2003 has been trying to unload it since 2010, with no success. According to the listing agent’s website,…
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Good Day Sir, Have you Come to View My Secret Condo?
You’re looking at the primary photo for this cheap Dallas condo. I’m not sure if the condo is hiding in the bush behind the dapper…
This is (apparently) how you sell a $5M Malibu Estate
Crooked, blurry primary photo, taken from an odd angle? Check. Weirdly-sparse, poorly-lit interior shot? Check. Horribly exposed shot of the view, taken through a window…
$85 Million Buys a Lot of Goodies
Do you ever get the feeling that some listings are less about selling the house… …and more about showing off the owner’s cool toys and…
Not Just Any Steeple… THE Steeple.
This rural Massachusetts church building has its own website: The Steeple As the site’s name implies, they’re sort of obsessed with the steeple. I have…
Caricature of a Castle
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! As a man once said, “If the directions to your house include the words ‘Turn off the paved road,’…
LEARN TO MEDITATE HERE!
I somewhat doubt that when this place was built it was originally occupied by the “Church of Divine Man Spiritual Teaching Center.” It does have…
The Rural Junkyard of Your Dreams
There is no indication in the listing description of whether or not the $220k asking price includes the rusting muscle cars. I bet you could…
San Francisco’s Most Expensive Listing is a Replica of Marie Antoinette’s Private Getaway
With an asking price of 18 million dollars, you’d expect to be impressed—even in San Francisco, where a mediocre 1,100 square-foot row house goes for…
Micro House on a Mega Lot
This might be the Northwest’s most expensive home, on a dollars per square foot basis. Just 702 square feet, with a list price of $875,000….
And Behind This Door…
I… um… … What? Most of the rest of this place is pretty normal. I mean, “normal” for a $7.4 million South Florida penthouse condo,…
A Bit More Expensive Than Peanuts and Cracker Jack
Wait… what’s being sold here, a house or a $779,000 olde tyme baseball field? Wow that super blown-out historic photo really adds to the listing….
Crazy Connecticut Castle Crushes Competition
I’ve seen a good number of modern US homes made to look like castles, but this Connecticut listing takes the cake. Like, it’s not even…
Behold This $2M Kitchen
Behold the two million dollar kitchen. Two million dollar weeds. And the two million dollar living room, with the two million dollar floor. Listing claims…
Live in a Desert Museum for $8M
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! The exterior looks like a museum. The interior is a whole, heaping helping of “Holy Cow!!!” Including an obscene…
Metal Penguin Just Wants a Hug
Lots of interesting sculpture in this one. Starting with the yard full of metal animals… …continuing on the deck with the arms-up ladies. Another arms-up…