The Listings Butler’s Spanish Cousin
The listings butler strikes again! Er, well, his Spanish cousin does, anyway. What I don’t get about this listing is how the same listing can…
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Seller Ran Out of Green For This Green Home
From the listing description: Serious inquiries only please. Partially blt eco-home. Website SylvanEcoHouse.com. 1 1/2 story home, three BD’s, 2.1 BA’s. 1944 sf. Needs completion….
Appreciate the Amorous Art
The seller of this $1.8 million Vegas condo certainly likes “art.” And naked ladies. With or without heads, apparently. So, um… Yeah. So much “art”…
Someday I’ll Figure Out How To Desaturate Plants, And I Will Win
You like color? Look outside. Or stare at your plants. That’s it. Those are your only two choices here. Bedroom? Desaturated. Bathroom? Desaturated. Oh, one…
Let’s Play Find the Furniture!
Can you find the furniture? This elusive species has evolved to blend in with its habitat. Note how well each of the individual pieces disguises…
Behold the $4M Live-In Car Showroom
The listing does’t say, but I’m pretty sure all those sweet cars are not included in the $4M list price for this “home.” What’s that…
A Reason to Move to Cleveland
From the listing description: This historic, Ambler Cleveland Heights mansion, with unbelievable architectural beauty and natural, detailed woodwork, was used for the filming of Captain…
All Kinds of Incredible
This house is incredible. I’m just not sure that it’s all the good kind of incredible. Is that furniture in the home theatre… glowing? Classy!…
Bomb-Proof 150-Year-Old UK Gun Emplacement For Sale
You literally can’t get more waterfront than this—360 degrees of waterfront, located just 1 hour from London! From the listing description: Number 1, The Thames,…
Doesn’t everyone have an effigy hanging in their family room?
We just really don’t like the guy, okay? What? The rest of the house is actually quite nice. Looks like a pretty sweet view. I…
Straight Line Phobia
From the submitter: If you’re not very fond of straight lines, you’re going to like it here. Indeed. There’s nary a straight line nor edge…
Why Choose Just One Obsession?
From the submitter: This one has an Elvis tribute room, a cow kitchen and lots of statuary! What a bizarre mix of curiosities. Indeed, quite…
Dizzying Decor, Crazy Colors
Because home shouldn’t feel make you cozy, it should make you feel dizzy! So many curves. So many colors… I can barely handle the photos….
Cat and Mouse Game
Wow. Um… That’s one way to sell a house, I guess? And that’s another way? Okay um, what’s with the weird lines?
There was a sale on teal paint, okay?
Obviously the owners of this home really like teal. Well, whoever lives in this room does, anyway. The rest of the home is… interesting, if…
Got TVs?
Is that… five televisions in one room?!? Plus another screen on the coffee table. Also: that’s some pool.