Hey, man… why ya gotta be so critical, man? I don’t think our little neighborhood is for you, Dude. Nope, folks on Stoner Ridge are totally laid back. Why sweat the small stuff, like money? So, yeah… if ya, like, wanna see the house or something and I’m not there, check down by Stoner Creek or Stoners Glen. I’m there pretty much all the time, man.

[BTW, the “beautiful landscaping around pool” is all concrete, all the time because it takes up the entire back yard.]