Thank the internet gods for Google street view, which clearly shows that “The whole neighborhood [that] is being developed with Million dollar homes” is/used to be a nice, well established moderate income community. Not uber-fancy, but definitely nowhere close to run down. But hey, who needs a middle class anyway?

Don’t know about the swank-factor, though. The “Easy access to Seattle, Tukwila, Sammamish, Bellevue in 15 minutes” mentioned is due to being practically on top of an interchange of the 405. Neighbors a half block over have, just outside their back door, an enormous (maybe 20′ high) concrete wall meant to reduce highway noise. Then there’s the metro bus park-and-ride parking lot a couple of lots over from the listing and the three, count’em three, gas stations just around the corner. Ooh yeah… that’s where I want my million dollar home! Not.