Pink and Purple Power
I wonder what this seller’s favorite color is? To be fair, most of the interior is adorned in a relatively ordinary color scheme. But the…
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Vroom Vroom
So… do the fancy cars come with the home? I think probably not, despite the fact that the photo above is the primary photo on…
Behold My Golf… Brushes?
This home is a golf course condo, so of course they needed to feature a photograph of the owner’s… brushes and hat? …and some poorly-lit…
Selling Homes Is as Easy as 1, 2, Bing!
You’re looking at the only two photos of this listing. Apparently actually visiting the home was too difficult. As was taking a screenshot. So, apparently…
Tilted Dreams
Looks like whoever took this photo was on their way to dreamland as they hit the shutter. Apparently the bathroom is sleep-inducing, too. I love…
Pretty in Pink
Most of this house is perfectly ordinary, but wow, that bedroom. It’s like a bubble gum factory exploded.
Horse Lovers ONLY
Do you like to engage in staring contests with horses? Or ride your tractor around in circles in the dirt? Does this photo have some…
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Wow. Just wow. Even the butler is speechless. Oh wait, that’s because he’s a mannequin. …as is the pianist. Wait, what? Is that… a chair…
Reluctant Resident
Comment from the reader who submitted this one: I think this may be the house from Goldilocks and the three bears because she was still…
Microhousing
The property would make an ideal investment purchase and may suit a first time buyer. Viewings are recommended. Size: 79.87 square feet. This is an…
A Monument to Pop Culture
This home’s current owner is “Hip-hop star Pharrell Williams.” Not sure if the point here is really to sell the home, or just to show…
The Future is Hazy
Wow. This is the primary photo for this $360,000 “LOVELY NEW CONSTRUCTION TO BE BUILT.” The amusing part is that the second photo is at…
Great for Fishing. I Mean Fishes.
You know, in case you wanted to know what your future home will look like to a fish. Or maybe through a crystal ball? Or…
All Swans, All the Time
Apparently “Penthouse living at its finest” means being surrounded by swans. Swans in the hallway, swans in the bathroom, swans in the bedroom… It’s all…
Don’t Forget Staging
“This massive wall of empty shelves looks too lonely. Better do some staging…” “Ahh, there. Much better.” The weird thing about this listing is that…
Ouch. My Eyes.
This one was sent to me by a reader just last week, but has unfortunately since been pulled from the market. So if you were…