His and Hers…
That’s… um… an… interesting choice of um… art, I guess, to hang directly over your master bed. Not sure exactly what kind of message they’re…
Articles by Marty E.
SimListing
Just §289,900! Er, I mean $289,900. Dollars. Not Simoleons. Silly me.
Style Schizophrenia
I promise you these are all the same house. I guess 1993 was a good year? Ugh, Mercator projection. Totally ruins it. I’d complain about…
Marvel at My Melons
I was having a difficult time figuring out what the heck I was looking at in these photos until I read the listing description: Lots…
Stare at my Sumptuous Staging
Whoever staged and photographed this home was really proud of themselves. I mean, really, really proud. Of their suitcases. And their books. And the white…
The Secret Penthouse
The photos themselves are quite nice, but with an asking price of two million dollars, wouldn’t you want to show potential buyers… you know… the…
So Wrong
What. What. What. Oh and don’t bother cleaning up or anything. It’s not like you’re asking strangers to spend nearly half a million dollars on…
Art Aficionado
So… Does the canine connoisseur come with the home? Also, what’s with the flower-broom? For some reason they were proud enough of that for it…
Camouflage Furniture
Where are the beds? YOU CAN’T SEE THEM! Hidden sofa is hidden. Whoa, cool outdoor dining room… HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
Subtle.
I’m sure that bar doesn’t make female visitors feel at all uncomfortable. Oh wait, silly me. That assumes that the current owner of this home…
Maximized for Electronics per Sq. Ft.
Spotted by a reader. Whoa. Some digging through public records and Google reveals that the current owner is apparently a professional Disco Installer. That is…
LUBRICATION
Um, yeah. So, there’s that. I guess it’s important not to forget. Aside from the… interesting choice of bathroom decor, it’s a little hard to…
“This is the one!”
I love that there are 20 photos of this… place. It’s also great that the listing agent apparently has a sense of humor: Want a…
Dog Lovers Need Not Apply
From the listing description: Now available, as seen on television, San Diego’s world famous “Cats’ House”! Because who wouldn’t want who knows how many cats…
You like trains, right?
Nothing like a photograph of the train that whooshes by ten feet from your backyard to sell your home. This whole photo set is full…
Interesting Lawn-Mowing Challenge
Where does the lawn end and the home begin? I wonder if they make lawn mowers that can flip up 90 degrees and mow the…