Maybe you need glasses.
The reader who spotted this listing summarized the photos well: Very blurry with a side of extra glare. Rather than telling me anything about the…
Bad Photos
Giving Whoopi the Finger
Sometimes it seems like the listing agent just isn’t really trying to sell the home. And sometimes it seems like they’re actively trying not to…
The Dark Side
Apparently whoever took the photographs of this home was unfamiliar with the concept of flash photography. It’s understandable, the only been around for 114 years….
The Looming Shadow
You might expect a home with an asking price of $1.35 million to have nice photos. Ha ha ha. That was a good one. Not…
Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
You’re looking at the only two photos for this 1.37 million-dollar waterfront listing in Long Beach, California. From the listing description: This is a truly…
Radioactive Furnishings Not Included
Nothing like a living room furnished with radioactive decor to give your home a healthy, pleasing glow. And a glowing, radioactive bedroom. And some glowing,…
We’ve Got Our Eyes On You
Nothing says “welcome to your new home” like three pairs of glowing animal eyes staring right at the camera in the primary listing photo.
Earning the Commission
You’re looking at the full-sized, one and only photo for a 50 million dollar listing. If this sells, the listing agent stands to “earn” $1.5…
Post Number 100
It’s Looney Listing’s 100th post! To celebrate, here’s a lovely home for sale in Phoenix with an asking price of $100K. It features many fine…
A Healthy Winter Glow
Wow. Just wow. This is apparently what happens when a listing agent spends 30 seconds reading a Yahoo Answers post about “that new-fangled HDR thing”…
Bronx Blur
There appears to be some sort of heavy indoor haze throughout the entire set of photos for this listing, but the… um… basement (is that…
Act Now, Inventory is Moving Fast!
Possible explanations for a listing agent posting photos this bad: Only time available to access the home was in the middle of an earthquake. Agent…
Rotating is Hard
How does this even happen? You really have to try to screw the photos up this bad. I also quite enjoyed the original list price:…
Close Encounters of the Absurd Kind
I can’t really tell what’s being offered for sale here… a house or an alien spacecraft making a midnight landing.
Listing Agent, Meet Spell Check
Nothing says “I deserve to earn a 3% commission of $50,000” like misspelling the word “responsibility” on the primary listing photo. I’m digging the double…
Get Your Ass To Mars
Haven’t you always wanted to enjoy the butterscotch Martian skies from the comfort of your living room? Well apparently NOW YOU CAN, right here on…