Just $45 million (£30 million) for this super-tasteful London condo.

Sure, okay. Why not?

In addition to… that… The seller also appears to have somewhat of a basket fetish:

So many baskets. I mean, not as many as this home from February, but still quite a few.

This home is basically the opposite of subtle.

The seller of this $1.8 million Vegas condo certainly likes “art.”

And naked ladies. With or without heads, apparently.

So, um… Yeah.

So much “art” the walls couldn’t contain it all.

This house is incredible.

I’m just not sure that it’s all the good kind of incredible.

Is that furniture in the home theatre… glowing?

Classy! That’s exactly what I would want hanging over my living room.

Okay, that pool is definitely the good kind of incredible. Can’t say I’ve ever seen such a fancy, upscale pool in a private residence before.

All this can be yours for only 77 million dollars!

Well, no need to imagine anymore, I guess!

I’ve definitely never seen a table quite like that. There’s probably a reason for that.

O-kay.

Wow, classy “art” in the dining room.

Who knew that Superman was a pool shark?

Tons more photos on the “virtual tour.”

Wow. I guess somebody really likes leopards.

This one kind of looks like it might just be from a personal photo shoot of one of the home’s current owners. Kind of an awkward thing to just leave up in a listing.

Much of this home has that extreme white-on-white-on-white theme we’ve been seeing pop up a lot lately. I guess white is the new black?

Um. I don’t think that’s an authorized usage of Disney intellectual property.

I kinda suspect that isn’t, either, but at least Bert doesn’t seem to be up to no good.

Hey wait a minute this looks like a totally different room than the first photo, but that looks like a reflection of the naughty Mickey piece in the mirror. Or maybe it’s just a miniature, mirrored version of the same piece? Confusing.

Nice. Another appearance of the suggestive seating to really round out the decor in this place.

Wow.

Just wow.

Even the butler is speechless. Oh wait, that’s because he’s a mannequin.

…as is the pianist.

Wait, what? Is that… a chair made to look like a black lady? This place just gets more and more offensive.

Ooh hey, it’s that bubble chair again! The home’s only redeeming quality!

…and we’re back to the offensive decor.

Not the strangest, most offensive art we’ve seen in a home for sale, but also not the kind of thing I would choose to display prominently in a house I was trying to sell. I think this second photo has another dirty art piece, but it could just be my mind that’s dirty in this case. Judge for yourself:

Comments from the submitter, Emerald63:

This place will brighten up your day… and your night… and possibly your afterlife.

Indeed, that is a lot of bright colors.

Must be a pretty popular place though, to need that many plush purple chairs around the dinner table!

Classy.

Okay this room is pretty cool. Not sure about the wild assortment of upholstery patterns, but I dig the circular sofas and table. Would be great for board gaming.

Okay so this one actually sold a few months ago, but it was just too bizarre not to share.

Seriously. Who would on Earth would…

1. have this up in their house
2. leave this up when attempting to sell their house
3. include a photo featuring this in their listing

The mind boggles.