At first I thought the building was called “ACES.” I think that would have been a better name. Anyway, what’s with the dizzying shot looking straight up the side?

I especially enjoy that they followed up the straight-up shot with this equally-dizzying straight-down shot shot floating over the parking lot later in the set.

Turns out tall buildings are tall. Who knew?

Listing agent: “This dark, grainy photo of a sofa covered in pillows will tell buyers so much about the house! It’s brilliant!”

They liked this ceiling fan so much they included its photo twice.

Same with these bushes.

You don’t need actual walls when you use the toilet, do you?

Oh well hey. The home got a “yard of the month” award from BBF? SOLD.

You’re looking at the primary photo for this $186,500 condo in Atlanta. The most-attractive selling point of the home, according to the listing agent. Um. Okay.

This one’s not much better, but the listing agent liked it so much they included it in the listing twice!

Words fail me.

What? Is a seemingly incapacitated child splayed out across the living room floor a deal-breaker for you?

How about a baby-eating lion? Not your cup of tea?