I hope you like Cadillacs. I mean really like them.

Because it might cost a bit to take down that giant glowing “Cadillac” sign in the garage.

Also… Why does that little end table have horse legs?

Medieval keep or scientific playground? You decide…

It has church-like stained glass:

…a 2 story display gallery for your crossbow collection…

…and a fully equipped alchemy lab.

But it also has its own observatory… guarded by gargoyles:

…as well as an office with both deep sea and space exploration stuff…

AND an epic tube slide from the balcony to the pool!

Hey, if you happen to be in Austin over the next week for SXSW, you can check this place out in person! This home just hit the market today. Asking price: $7.25 million (the 8th most expensive home on the market).

Who puts carpet in the bathroom?

And green shag carpet, at that!

Check out the carpet/wallpaper combo in one of the home’s other 6.5 bathrooms:

Well these stairs are pretty cool, at least.

Plus it does sport 330 feet of lakefront… Still though, that bathroom. Yikes.

From the listing description:

This building dates to 1890, formerly the Protection Hook and Ladder Company No. 3 prior to becoming the legendary Capital Saddlery. Now it’s been transformed into true Venetian elegance.

Obviously the cowboys pictured above knew nothing of true Venetian elegance. What does “true Venetian elegance” look like, you ask? Great question. Apparently all you need are…

Boots!

Busts!

Bold colors!

Ghost girl, ghost park people, ghost trees… these imaginary Austin condos have it all!

Even ghost cars!