It’s not just the ceiling and the furniture upholstery that matches…

Check out the tiles on the edge of the kitchen counter. That is dedication.

More dedication on display in the kitchen.

Not a fan of that pattern? How about this slightly different one? We’ve got it on the ceiling, chair, and drapes…

No? How about plaid?

Okay okay, one more try… You like pink, right?

Right?!?

Wait… what’s being sold here, a house or a $779,000 olde tyme baseball field?

Wow that super blown-out historic photo really adds to the listing. So much more useful than the modern shot below, don’t you think?

I also like the mix of the historic photos and what appear to be photos taken by some very modern “drone” equipment.

Sadly, from the looks of another of the aerial drone shots, what used to be a baseball field is apparently now mostly filled with other houses.

But hey, at least we’ve got the memories, right?

Okay I’m not gonna lie. The legs popping out of the post are weird and kinda creepy.

But I’m not here to talk about creepy stair-legs today. I’m here to talk about faces.

This house has lots of them. And lots of knotty pine.

You might need to enlarge that one to see the face in the post overlooking the kitchen.

Now I’m seeing faces all over the place… Like there in the background on the wood they’ve got hanging on their wood… Is that…

…Poe?