Personally, I probably would have gone all-in and just led off the entire photo set with the Cap’n, but instead, the listing agent decided to lead with this:

They’re… um… really proud of their stair railing, I guess?

Photo #2 in the set:

Because giant white arrows are always the best way to say “this $1.5 million home is super classy.”

Later on in the photo set we get the stair railing and the Cap’n. Double win!

Um… Listed on the MLS as a 0-bed, 1-bath single-family home.

From the listing description:

Historic Evelyn’s Tavern is zoned rural village commercial, allowing residential use.

Oh, well if the zoning allows residential use, then it’s basically already a house!

That is some top-notch pissing privacy, right there.

Wait, are the plaques included? If so, I am totally in.

Not really.

You’re looking at the primary listing photo for a FSBO condo in Richmond, VA.

I don’t “get” the extreme angle on the first shot, but apparently the owner is proud of the bar.

I mean really proud.

Seriously, these are just the first photos in the set, in the order they appear on the listing.

Five photos in a row of nothing but the bar. Dude, we get it.