Wow. I guess somebody really likes leopards.

This one kind of looks like it might just be from a personal photo shoot of one of the home’s current owners. Kind of an awkward thing to just leave up in a listing.

Much of this home has that extreme white-on-white-on-white theme we’ve been seeing pop up a lot lately. I guess white is the new black?

Looks like whoever took this photo was on their way to dreamland as they hit the shutter.

Apparently the bathroom is sleep-inducing, too. I love the photograph of a tub on the counter.

Hey wait a minute, that the same DREAM from the bedroom? I think it is.

Most of this house is perfectly ordinary, but wow, that bedroom.

It’s like a bubble gum factory exploded.

This is the bedroom we gave to the daughter we’re proud of.

And this is the bedroom we gave to the daughter we’re ashamed of.

Hey at least she gets a bed. Sort of.

Um. What is on that bed? Is it a baby? A creepy fat doll? That’s one way to cut a tour short, I suppose. If I walked into a bedroom and saw that… thing staring me down, I’d be out of there right quick.

Also… what’s with the photo of the monolith in the back yard?

At least the home features a cool bathtub.

Well, cool-looking, anyway. Not sure how comfortable it would be to actually use.

Mirror at the head of the bed? Check.

’70s furniture and extensive wood paneling? Check.

Video camera? Check.

Tripod? Check.

All right, we’re ready. Let’s make a ’70s amateur porno.

Someone went to a lot of effort to give each of the rooms in this house a totally different theme.

In case you couldn’t read it, I believe that the text above the window in the first bedroom is “BOMBSHELL.” It’s partially obscured by what appears to be a disco ball though, so I can’t be certain.

From the reader who submitted this listing:

I can’t decide between the disco room or the pink room as my favorite. I only wish the pictures were larger.

Probably they didn’t want to risk the sheer power of these bedrooms shattering the lens in a more expensive camera.