Bethesda – Looney Listing

“Just the walls, Ma’am, just the walls”

Emerald63 — Wed, 15 Jul 2015 13:00:53 +0000

Remember the deadpan voice of Sgt. Joe Friday on the old “Dragnet” TV show? Looks like after his days at LAPD were over, Joe took up interior decorating…

See, all the dangerous influences of a society “out of control” can be overcome.

[P.S. – This listing went off the market but you can still find the photos over on Zillow.]

Listing: 8053 Rising Ridge Road, Bethesda, MD 20817

Found by: Emerald63

The Architect of Your Dreams

Marty E. — Thu, 30 Oct 2014 13:00:07 +0000

Where do you even find someone to build you a crazy custom house like this?

Does the phone book have a section for “fantasy architects”?

Haha just kidding as if anyone uses a phone book anymore.

Seriously why do they even make phone books still? I wonder if you could grind up unused phone books and mix them with water and a bit of glue to make a type of sculpting clay, then use that clay to build a house like this.

Listing: 4949 Allan Rd., Bethesda, MD 20816

Found by: Christin C.

Listing Agent, Meet Spell Check

Marty E. — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 14:00:58 +0000

Nothing says “I deserve to earn a 3% commission of $50,000” like misspelling the word “responsibility” on the primary listing photo. I’m digging the double copyright overlay, too. So classy.

Also, I’m really curious to know what definition of “ecological” includes a 6,500 square foot home.

Listing: 7002 Braeburn Ct., Bethesda, MD 20817

Found by: Marty E.