Do you ever get the feeling that some listings are less about selling the house…

…and more about showing off the owner’s cool toys and goodies?

I mean, those are cool pillows and all, but do we really need nearly 200 photos to adequately convey this home’s qualities?

Anyway I’m going to go down to the wine cellar (appreciating my awesome door handles on the way down)…

…grab a drink…

..and go relax in the pool.

Later!

These dogs wish they could get in, but unless they can find themselves some zebra disguises, they’re apparently going to be out of luck.

The individual who is selling attempting to sell this home really, really likes zebra print.

I mean, a lot. Also, what’s with the second toilet? why the bidet (relatively rare in American homes)? Did they just need another surface to put more zebra print on?

Zebra print stairs?!? That’s taking it to an entirely new level.

Place mats, cabinets, furniture, accessories… and a small statue of some kind of zebra-giraffe hybrid thrown in there for good measure.

Okay that last one doesn’t have any zebra print (incredibly), but I thought I’d bring it full circle with another pair of wistful dogs.

Nothing like a pair of golden lions guarding the front door to say: “Welcome, visitors! Here’s hoping you don’t meet a gruesome fate inside these walls.”

Oh, wait. Looks like they’re just guarding the Beverly Hills Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.

I’m sure nothing but wholesome activities go on in this room.

And clearly everyone in here will be watching the movie. That’s why the seating is basically a bunch of beds.