bland – Looney Listing

“Just the walls, Ma’am, just the walls”

Emerald63 — Wed, 15 Jul 2015 13:00:53 +0000

Remember the deadpan voice of Sgt. Joe Friday on the old “Dragnet” TV show? Looks like after his days at LAPD were over, Joe took up interior decorating…

See, all the dangerous influences of a society “out of control” can be overcome.

[P.S. – This listing went off the market but you can still find the photos over on Zillow.]

Listing: 8053 Rising Ridge Road, Bethesda, MD 20817

Found by: Emerald63

Stark Reminders

Emerald63 — Mon, 15 Jun 2015 13:00:03 +0000

Hey! The Listing Butler’s back!! And he has a couple of… unusual… friends with him.

Still, it’s nice to see a friendly face because, other than him, this place looks like it ought to belong to Iron Man. You know – Tony Stark.

OK, so there are a few splashes of color…

But even the dog doesn’t rate anything exciting. Hopefully he’s friendly.

Then again, his name is Italian for “scam.”

So… how about that Listing Butler?!

Listing: 5775 SW 114th Terrace, Pinecrest, FL 33156

Found by: Emerald63

Behold the Beautiful Beige

Marty E. — Fri, 11 Apr 2014 13:00:35 +0000

Commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks!

If you like beige, do we have the house for you!

There are even two – count them two – added bonuses! In addition to a bevy of beige, there’s a great gray room included at no extra cost!

And… there’s a premium small child and pet entertainment system!

Lookit, Fluffy… watch it go round and round!! An amazing setting for the whole family!

Listing: 719 239th Lane SE, Sammamish, WA 98074

Found by: Emerald63