That is one seriously column-tacular living room.

And the marble excess isn’t limited to the columns…

Good to know that faucet works.

Okay, back to the columns.

Oh, and a lion fountain.

Apparently wealthy Floridians really love their lion fountains.

I imagine that there might exist a more extravagant home game room than this, but I’ve certainly never seen anything else that comes close. This one’s so big it took two more photos just to capture it all.

But that’s just the beginning of what this home has to offer…

Yup, that’s a home theater modeled after the bridge of the Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Borg Bar.

The parts of the home that aren’t in geek overdrive mode are certainly interesting as well.

Gotta love the very formal table setting paired with that modern art and a life-sized samurai statue.

Ooh! More classy art above the bed! It would appear that becoming ridiculously rich often causes one to lose all sense of good taste.

And just for good measure, let’s throw in a pirate-themed video game room. Because why not.

This place easily beats out the Indiana home with the Star Wars / Alien / Predator themed entertainment space for the crazy excess + terribly mismatched decor prize. Of course, it costs nearly eight times as much, so I guess it should?

Gee, I wonder what this seller’s prized possessions are?

The listing agent had an allotment of 30 photos to showcase this 11,500 square foot home. Here’s how he used them:

• 9 photos of the two white sports cars
• 4 photos of the living room
• 2 identical photos of the bathroom
• 2 ridiculously over-processed, hyper-saturated exterior shots
• 2 aerial shots
• 1 site drawing
• 10 photos of the rest of the house

That one is the primary photo.

This would be a terrifying reality to live in, frankly.