Who doesn’t want a whole room in their house dedicated to virtual golfing?

Oh right. Pretty much everybody.

I could go for a two-lane bowling alley complete with electronic score-keeping, though.

I suspect they don’t get much proper use out of the indoor basketball court.

That giant Persian rug just doesn’t say “baller” to me.

The owner who built this home in 2003 has been trying to unload it since 2010, with no success. According to the listing agent’s website, although it was “previously priced at $6,500,000,” potential buyers can now “name your price.”

I’m docking points for the need to walk on the bowling lane to use the arcade games shown above.

Only one slide into the indoor pool? Sorry, that’s going to knock down my bid a little further.

Gee, that full-sized basketball court sure does have a lot of blue. I’m more partial to red. Going to have to repaint. Guess I’ll have to reduce my bit even more.

Folding chairs at the poker table? Yikes.

Okay, final bid: Five hundred bucks. Take it or leave it.

If you plan to outbid me, sealed bids are due by November 4, 2014 at 3:00 PM.