What really cracks me up about the primary listing photo for this home is that the agent took the time to photoshop in a blue sky (as evidenced by the glowing edges of the trees) but didn’t bother to do anything about the overwhelming expanse of brown, dead front lawn.

I mean, if you’re going to market your listing with deceptive photos, why not go all the way?

Same story in the back… hey wait a minute, that’s the same exact sky.

And from another angle? Yet again, the same sky.

More glowing trees.

Even the park a few blocks down the street has the same sky. Incredible!

I think the listing agent should have just stuck with the classic Czech Sky. At least then they would have fit in.

So much brown in this home. Brown kitchen…

…brown dining room…

…and a super brown bedroom.

Even the exterior is mostly brown! Just looking at this place has me browned out.

You like brown, right?

Right?!?

No? How about yellow flowers?

Sheesh, you are impossible to please.