Hey, if you happen to be in Austin over the next week for SXSW, you can check this place out in person! This home just hit the market today. Asking price: $7.25 million (the 8th most expensive home on the market).

Who puts carpet in the bathroom?

And green shag carpet, at that!

Check out the carpet/wallpaper combo in one of the home’s other 6.5 bathrooms:

Well these stairs are pretty cool, at least.

Plus it does sport 330 feet of lakefront… Still though, that bathroom. Yikes.

You like brown, right?

Right?!?

No? How about yellow flowers?

Sheesh, you are impossible to please.

The listing description declares this home to be

A rare opportunity in North Everett.

It is rare indeed to find so many different wallpapers and patterned carpets in a single home.

You could close your eyes in this bedroom, but the wallpaper is so bright it will probably keep you up unless you spring for a sleep mask.

I appreciate how they appear to have gone to great lengths to find the perfect curtains to match the different wallpapers in every room.

No walls to wallpaper? No problem! Just find some patterned carpet, instead!

Even when you think that the wall is just a plain white color, if you look closely you’ll see that it is still actually wallpaper.

In case you don’t know what a sunset looks like, the listing agent has helpfully included the reference photo that was used when they selected their carpet: