At $1.2 million dollars, this home appears to be the only other listing in Detroit currently asking over a million dollars.

In the real estate business, this is known as “Not trying. Not even a little bit.”

Seriously, it would be difficult to take less useful and more terrible photos if you tried.

Gotta love all the clutter, too. It’s not just the agent that isn’t trying here.

Ever heard of this thing called a flash?

Anyway, mostly Detroit just makes me sad. I probably won’t be posting too many more houses from there, unless something really ridiculous comes up.

Wow. Um… That’s one way to sell a house, I guess?

And that’s another way?

Okay um, what’s with the weird lines?

From the listing description:

Now available, as seen on television, San Diego’s world famous “Cats’ House”!

Because who wouldn’t want who knows how many cats crawling around directly above your dining table?

Or climbing down into your bad whenever they want?

Wait. I’ve found the perfect buyer for this house: