This is a nice looking place.

Hey, wait a minute… is this actually a cave?

Yup, looks like a cave. Who needs windows, I guess?

At least the finishes are nice, so you have something pleasant to look at while you’re not looking out any windows.

Okay, okay, I jest.

If you want some sunlight, just look up!

Here’s how the listing agent pitches this house:

Finally, a home as unique as you are! Unique Dale Percy design, underground home on 1.3Acres. Look no further for a fabulous, energy efficient, eco-friendly home design.

Fabulous!

A grand formal entry.

A power office as a backdrop for your redneck dream painting of a semi.

A killer rec-room with classic popcorn, Coke, and slot machines.

And the coolest thing money can buy…  Water.You.Can.Light.On.Fire!!!

In the (literal) man cave…

Behind a waterfall…

Even in the appropriately named hot tub…

Ahhh… Water, water everywhere, and every drop can burn!

Why would someone even build a creepy cave in the basement like this? Who would want that “feature” in their house? I do not want to know what is inside there.

At least the house it’s attached to is cool and unique.

It’s sort of got an “over-sized hobbit hole” vibe going on.

If you were a few hundred feet away you probably wouldn’t even know there was a house there.

Sort of an odd choice to make the central support pillar of the home double as the furnace, though.

Gah! I said I don’t want to know what’s in there!