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		<title>Keep Your Kid In The Closet</title>
		<link>https://looneylisting.com/2017/06/19/keep-your-kid-in-the-closet/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marty E.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2017 14:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[That headline isn&#8217;t meant to be metaphorical. It&#8217;s literal. Apparently the seller of this home literally kept their kid in the closet. Storage room has...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/999-N-Pacific-St-92054-unit-A311.jpg" rel="lightbox[6441]"><img decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/999-N-Pacific-St-92054-unit-A311.jpg" alt="999 N Pacific St. Unit A311, Oceanside, CA 92054" width="1280" height="853" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6442" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/999-N-Pacific-St-92054-unit-A311.jpg 1280w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/999-N-Pacific-St-92054-unit-A311-415x277.jpg 415w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/999-N-Pacific-St-92054-unit-A311-470x313.jpg 470w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/999-N-Pacific-St-92054-unit-A311-768x512.jpg 768w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/999-N-Pacific-St-92054-unit-A311-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/999-N-Pacific-St-92054-unit-A311-100x67.jpg 100w" sizes="(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px" /></a></p>
<p>That headline isn&#8217;t meant to be metaphorical. It&#8217;s literal. Apparently the seller of this home literally kept their kid in the closet.</p>
<blockquote><p>Storage room has been repurposed into additional sleeping quarters with IKEA juvenile bed and built-in shelving and drawers.</p></blockquote>
<p>That&#8217;s one way to squeeze everything possible out of a 762 square foot condo.</p>
<br /><div id="listing-source">Listing: <a href="https://www.redfin.com/CA/Oceanside/999-N-Pacific-St-92054/unit-A311/home/6328856" title="999 N Pacific St. Unit A311, Oceanside, CA 92054" target="_new">999 N Pacific St. Unit A311, Oceanside, CA 92054</a></div><br /><div id="finder-credit">Found by: Andy P.</div>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>&#8220;&#8230;and this is the dog shrine closet.&#8221;</title>
		<link>https://looneylisting.com/2013/08/05/and-this-is-the-dog-shrine-closet/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marty E.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2013 13:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Why would brand new construction have a dog shrine closet? The rest of the house looks normal enough, so what the heck is going on...]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4806-Hutchins-Pl-NW-20007.jpg" rel="lightbox[1803]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4806-Hutchins-Pl-NW-20007.jpg" alt="4806 Hutchins Pl NW, Washington, DC 20007" width="1279" height="851" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1806" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4806-Hutchins-Pl-NW-20007.jpg 1279w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4806-Hutchins-Pl-NW-20007-300x199.jpg 300w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4806-Hutchins-Pl-NW-20007-1024x681.jpg 1024w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1279px) 100vw, 1279px" /></a></p>
<p>Why would brand new construction have a dog shrine closet?  The rest of the house looks normal enough, so what the heck is going on with this closet?</p>
<p><a href="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4806-Hutchins-Pl-NW-20007-02.jpg" rel="lightbox[1803]"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" src="http://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4806-Hutchins-Pl-NW-20007-02.jpg" alt="4806 Hutchins Pl NW, Washington, DC 20007" width="1280" height="692" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1807" srcset="https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4806-Hutchins-Pl-NW-20007-02.jpg 1280w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4806-Hutchins-Pl-NW-20007-02-300x162.jpg 300w, https://looneylisting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/4806-Hutchins-Pl-NW-20007-02-1024x553.jpg 1024w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px" /></a></p>
<p>Also, the only exterior photos are drawings.  Does this home really exist or is it just some kind of trap placed by intelligent canines hoping to lure in unsuspecting humans for a game of fetch?</p>
<br /><div id="listing-source">Listing: <a href="http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/4806-Hutchins-Pl-NW-20007/home/9940666" title="4806 Hutchins Pl NW, Washington, DC 20007" target="_new">4806 Hutchins Pl NW, Washington, DC 20007</a></div><br /><div id="finder-credit">Found by: <a href="http://dc.curbed.com/archives/2013/08/ridiculous-dog-wallpaper-a-sore-thumb-in-perfectly-good-home.php" title="Curbed DC" target="_new">Curbed DC</a></div>]]></content:encoded>
					
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		<title>Peek-A-Boo Kitchen</title>
		<link>https://looneylisting.com/2012/08/24/peek-a-boo-kitchen/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marty E.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2012 07:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Is that a kitchen&#8230; inside a closet? Why yes, yes I believe that is exactly what that is. Listing: 520 N St SW Unit S217,...]]></description>
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Is that a kitchen&#8230; inside a closet?</p>
<p>Why yes, yes I believe that is exactly what that is.</p>
<br /><div id="listing-source">Listing: <a href="http://www.redfin.com/DC/Washington/520-N-St-SW-20024/unit-S217/home/40473276" title="520 N St SW Unit S217, Washington, DC 20024" target="_new">520 N St SW Unit S217, Washington, DC 20024</a></div><div id="finder-credit">Found by: <a href="http://looneylisting.com/" title="Looney Listing's own Marty E.">Marty E.</a></div>]]></content:encoded>
					
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