With a primary photo like that it’s hard to imagine why this home hasn’t sold after 100 days on the market in one of the hottest real estate markets ever. Wait, no. No, it’s not hard to imagine.

Such natural colors inside.

Do not want to know what is making that bathroom glow so yellow like that.

I’ll buy that sweet tie-wearing, mustachioed beaver, though. Five bucks.

Yo, listen up here’s a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world

And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside

Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him

Haven’t you always wanted to enjoy the butterscotch Martian skies from the comfort of your living room? Well apparently NOW YOU CAN, right here on Earth!

Seattle is a weird place.