But I wasn’t paying attention and fell into the trap – the Time Machine Trap.

Assorted eras began to fly by, starting with the terrifically tiled 1950s…

segueing into the Kumbayah sentiment of the 1960s…

and landing in the citrus-loving 1970s.

Luckily, the trip ended with a timeless – and simply wonderful – backyard terrace.

This site could probably feature nothing but Florida condos and I’d never run out of content.

Is there something in the air or water down there that causes the residents to lose all sense of interior design subtlety?

So much ultra-bold color.

What’s with the red box under the glass case in the bathroom?

At least the living room toned down the colors a bit. Those sofas and the giant horse “art” though… Yikes.

These sellers really like floral print wallpaper.

But they won’t be confined. They’ve got variety!

Check it out, this room even has two different floral prints on the same wall!

Upstairs they decided to eschew the floral print and just go with some bright floral colors.

Ever wonder what it would be like to live inside a rose? Wonder no more!

It seems that the sellers’ affinity for bright colors extends beyond decor choices and into their wardrobe as well. Check out all those neons in the closet.